What can you say about Olivier Giroud that hasn’t already been said tonight?
He’s a lovely bloke, he’s great looking, and he scores goals.
Tonight he got four for Chelsea in the Champions League, a haul that broke several records.
He will care more about what it means for the team – finishing top of the Champions League group and ensuring a (hopefully) easier draw for the next round.
But inside, we’re sure he’s loving these records too:
Being on any list with Mr Puskas is a good start for any player, let’s face it.
As is being on any Chelsea-based list with Didier Drogba – and he never managed four in a game!
As for these two – surely his manager will be congratulating him tonight for matching (but not beating) his record, set a full ten years ago.
And that final stat? Well, that’s all for Oli. He can treasure that forever, with the match ball.